I'm supposed to write a five paragraph essay on "What is happiness?". Seriously, happiness in five paragraphs. Ok, actually, I was supposed to hand it over a month ago, which isn't as inspiring as it might seem to be, or as it should be, at least. So far I got such brilliant ideas as wind in the hair and coffee on the table. The guy made that one ( Read more... )

So just the other day I’ve been accused of stealing two bars of chocolate. And that’s a huge freaking first for me.

( The story of the mysteriously disappearing chocolate, this way. )